Q: Where are your paintings available?

A: I do not have gallery representation currently. Feel free to email me about something that interests you. If you’re a gallery, I’m available.

Q: Do you do commissions?

A: Yes! Email me with what you’re thinking and we can discuss it in more detail. doochump@gmail.com

Q: What brushes/paint do you use?

A: Any.

Q: What is wrong with you?

A: I do not know.

Q: What is Holla Prima Industries?

A: A fictitious name for my art business. I’m an often agitated, single-session painter who can’t spell.